I awoke yesterday morning to discover that my new home has a MAID. I have never. Ever. Ever. In my life. Had such a thing. It was my job for 3 years to schedule maid …
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Guilt.
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That thing where you can’t sleep in Silence
When I was wee, my parents put a fan in my room to help me take naps. Usually instead of ‘napping’ I would pretend to make pies or destroy my room, in general. But flash …
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For my First Grown up Home.
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Q. Guess what? A. Coloring.
Yesterday was kind of a crap day with some tears and introspection and frustration, for reasons I will not go into, as I refuse to let this be the kind of blog where I drag …
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The Rapist
Inspired by health insurance and its co-pays, I recently started seeing a cognitive therapist. I’ve always wanted to go to a therapist, especially since studying with Chris Shinn at the New School, who firmly believes …
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NEVER AGAIN
The Oregon Trail play concerns middle school, a lot, so I’ve been thinking extra about that special, special time. I actually spend a fair amount of time in my regular life thinking about middle school. …
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Mes Yeux
A bit about my eyes: I’ve had contacts since I was 12 years old. I don’t know who would give contacts to a twelve year old, but somebody did. Carelessly and for years, I was …
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Possibly Monday, March 12, 3:23 PM
All of this bouncing around from LA to New York to Chicago has left me REAL confused about what time it is. Add daylights savings time and I’m not even sure anymore if my name …
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Love, Mom
I am a sucker for cute unnecessary things. I once spent two hours in a Hallmark store, and sometimes stickers sections give me the excited sweats. Clearly I am related to my mom, who is REAL …
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Please, hold your applause.
Apparently I’ve been nominated for the League of Professional Women! (As has EVERY PERSON ON THE PLANET WHO HAPPENS TO BE A WOMAN AND ALSO HAS AN EMAIL ACCOUNT THAT DOES NOT PROPERLY FILTER SPAM.)