I have officially acquired a Master’s Degree in Lactation from the University of Google And that one Lactation Consultant I think I met in the Hospital, or what she a Dream? It’s an incredibly easy …
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non-nutritive sucking
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Stretch marks the Spot
Who’s already tired of my postpartum word play? NO ONE? GREAT, I’LL KEEP GOING FOR MONTHS. I’m only two weeks postpartum, and I’ve yet to fully look at or reckon with what pregnancy has wrought …
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motheirlooms
Morrison’s mom made us these amazing receiving blankets, and like anything one might want to get in the mail from a family member, THEY HAVE A STORY. When Cam was pregnant with her first kid, …
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WINE WITH MOMALA
For obvious reasons, I have never been more invested in a vice presidential candidate. And I truly hear and appreciate the women and black and brown humans that are not wanting to just settle for …
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KATHY
KAREN HAS A COUSIN. Her name is Kathy, and she works as a pre-natal ultrasound technician at my hospital, and she is CHATTY AS THE DAYS ARE ENDLESS AND NO LONGER MARKED BY EVENTS. Take …
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SAUSAGE, PARTY OF FOUR?
One of my FAVORITE things to do is call large groups of men a Sausage Party. Writer’s rooms, social gatherings, a few dudes just sort of standing together, my brothers gathered in a room, nephews …
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Boob, or Butt?
I’m not sure who needs to see this today, but maybe it’s you? THIS IS AN ACTUAL BABY SHOWER GAME. Feel free to play it all day, alone, or with family, with friends. I could …
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Prepped
We are proud graduates of Loom’s Prepped: The Series birthing class, and while I learned many things that will stay with me forever, and have seen things I cannot unsee — the thing that will …
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I smell
This is my scent: Le Labo Noir 29. Full disclosure, a few years ago, I smelled it on Mandy Moore as she glided by on her way to set (famous women: they oft glide) and …
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Glow Up
Quarantine is an AHMAZING time to spend way too much time poking through your old external hard drive and looking at old pictures and asking lazy philosophical questions like How are things same? and How …