THIS MORNING I REALIZED I HAVE NOT ONE NOT TWO BUT FIVE BLUE AND WHITE STRIPED SHIRTS. OBVIOUSLY I LAID THEM ALL OUT ON MY BED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THEM TO MAKE FUN …
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LOW STAKES CONSPIRACY THEORY
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Oh Beautiful
For spacious skies, for all the processed foooood I made it back with no hitches! Unless you call being told by two countries that that girl in your passport photo is NOT you, and a …
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The Last Supper!
Nikoli made us dinner for the last time tonight. It was exactly like the real last Supper, but with way less disciples / Jesus, but just as bittersweet. It was ALSO served in meat jello: …
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царапать
Yes, this is Russian scrabble and it IS happy to see you. Tain’t it lovely? More specifically, you’ll see my last name in Russian to the left, then Bob’s name in the middle and Betty’s …
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THE SCENE OF THE CRIME
This may LOOK like four friends innocently enjoying a rainy day at the Kremlin, holding still for approximately seventeen minutes while the nice Asian man took seventeen pictures of them. But what is really happening …
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Shut up, Moscow. (In Pictures.)
Okay, fanbase. I know you pretend to be intellectuals, hanging on my every literary and multisyllabic word. But I know you just like the pictures. So, here. Maybe it’s the fact that I finally caved …
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VODKA!
US: VODKA! WAITER: Lady vodka for you? US: We’ll take the man vodka, please. Four later:
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NOOOOOOOOOO!
To Quote one of my actor’s T’shirt’s yesterday, ‘NOOO! I’M BECOMING MY MOTHER!’ Check it, Mom – apparently now, I, also, can’t keep my eyes open in pictures. (My mom seriously never can. It’s ridiculous.) …
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SO much food, and the People who love them
Russian salad with radishes, beets, peas, eggs, cucumbers and tomatoes ( to be consumed with buckets of salt / sour cream): And chef Nikoli, or as I like to call him, Summer Santa, with dessert!
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Coffee Break!
There are just a few American phrases that Russians have totally Bogarted. So it’s pretty much Я говорю вещи, но Вы не понимаете то, что я говорю COFFEE BREAK? COFFEE BREAK! And then you go. …