MARKED SAFE putting up a Christmas Tree with a baby who no longer stays where you put him. We blared Christmas music, brought up all the ornaments from the Garage, and explained to the Toddle …
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HAIL SANTA
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Muffins of Service
Joe, did you know that as your Mother, it is my job and also RIGHT to assign you your love language, the action through which you receive and feel love? Yours is mini banana muffins, …
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Pukesgiving
‘‘Twas the Night before Thanksgiving And all through John and Jacy’s apartment Not a creature was stirring Except for my exorcist puking into the guest bathroom toilet, an errant smoothie perhaps? And puke I kept …
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F**king lesbians
We’re visiting Morrison’s brother John and Wife jacy and their daughter Djuna in San Fransisco for Thanks. Strolling through the city streets this AM next to Jacy — who I consider to be not just …
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The Fraser Fir
The rise in the number of years its been since I lived in North Carolina directly correlates with my obsession with all things North Carolina. And I’ve always been obsessed with Christmas trees. So meet …
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fix-[ [-[
I was going to write a post about how Joes’ been waking up super early and we can’t figure out why, how I’m lying in bed at the Crack listening to him cry thinking weird …
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a thought that I thought
* poem by Nayyirah Waheed, the most ‘famous poet on Instagram’ which is now a thing* Joe hasn’t been sleeping great as of late, had a cold that he gave to us, so Morrison and …
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What kind of Mother
We zoom-toured a Montesorri School for Joe last week, a school that he’s been on the waitlist for SINCE HE WAS SIX DAYS OLD, and will still most likely not get into until he’s 3. …
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How I’ve never felt
I think I spent a good part of 2004-2008 only eating this exact Lean Cuisine, with its weird caramel sauce and 2 pieces of chicken, and It never made me giggle or glow. IF ANYTHING, …
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🎃 dump
Friday I found heaven on earth with my autumnal son and husband, both in their boots, at a pumpkin festival. Churros and giggles and goats. I took nine million pictures as it was my last …