In honor of Annual of Very High Stakes Bean Dip Sportsball Day, I present to you this Obvious Plant Sportsshirt I got Tim for Christmas: I LITERALLY HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM THIS HAPPY EXCEPT FOR …
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SPORTS SHIRT
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How to flirt with a Child
I’m DELIGHTED to share that there is a British Boy’s Soccer team staying in the hotel where I’m currently shacked up. I got home last night to find a lobby full of antsy limbs and …
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MY KINDA OLYMPIAN
Red Gerard, ladies and ladies. This Gold Medal Kid: overslept the morning of his big run and had to be woken up by his roommate couldn’t find his olympics coat so he had to borrow …
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MY KINDA SPORTS GAME
I truly couldn’t really care less, but if the game ends with the winning players holding their tiny daughters who are wearing tiny headbands that match their Dad’s uniforms and tiny headphones so that their …
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Here’s why it’s Fine
1.) Not only was this the Astro’s first ever win in the World Series, Houston badly needed some hope and joy after Harvey. Many of the people cheering them on lost their homes and have …
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GOLF IS LYFE
There was speculation that this picture was photoshop fake news, but it is in fact AS REAL AS AN INTERNET THING CAN BE. Apparently when these golf sportsers in Oregon started their game, the fire …
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squatstetters
I am very bad at squats but I keep trying to not be bad at them. Some people do them like they spent their entire womb-life squatting, like they are actually followed around by a …
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Pie tops!
Today on what is right with America, Pizza Hut has released a pair of shoes called pie tops. They sync to your phone, you know, like shoes do, and when you press the tongue of …
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‘Writing’
Please don’t tell anyone I owe any sort of script to, but by ‘going to hotel to write’ I actually mean ‘hiding in hotel room with room service watching cheerleading competitions wishing I could go …
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TARSPORTS!
THE CAROLINA SPORTSTEAM WON THE SPORTSBALL GAME AND ARE GOING TO THE SPORTS FINALS! I WORE MY SPORTS SHIRT! PERHAPS IT WAS SPORTSLUCK, OR SPORTSSKILL. EITHER WAY I WILL BE CHEERING THEM ON IN THE …