As America became a Borat Movie of Itself, I Couldn’t Help but Wonder: If those that stormed the capital perceive themselves to be Americans defending democracy, and us Donkeys or moderate Donkey hybrids perceive OURSELVES …
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American
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This is Timeless
When your late Grandmother’s childhood friend Geri, who you’ve recently befriended, a retired psychiatrist now in her 80s who lives alone in Florida, who calls all of the Jews she and my Grandma grew up …
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In a Little Town
There’s a pretty incredible internet thing circulating right now, that I must share here. It’s an excerpt from an LA times article that was written during the 1918 Spanish flu, but it may as well …
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Do the Right Thing
I want to tell you I’ve been swathed in calm and creativity and baby books the past week, but I’ve basically been vacillating between the work I’m contracted to do (Thank you, God, for a …
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Next Play
Last night, while rambling about how much I love broccoli and how I prepared the broccoli for our dinner because I am just an incredibly interesting person who is very fun to be around, Morrison …
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Leah
This charm belonged to my great-grandma, Leah Lopin, my middle namesake. I met her a handful of times before she died in the 90’s, and I mostly remember necklaces and laughter and white teeth. This …
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what is the word for the feeling
…..when you look at a picture of your Dad as a kid with your Grandparents are your own current age and recognize faces you’ve made and feelings you’ve felt and are suddenly in a single …
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EASTER APRIL FOOLS
JESUS: (to his disciples): YOU GUYS! IT’S ME! I’m alive! Disciples: Whoa, what? JESUS: I’m alive! Disciples: WHAT?! THIS IS AMAZING! JESUS: ….JK! Disciples:….Wait, what? JESUS: April foolsssssss! I totally had you guys. Disciples: Wait, …
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how to put your head in a box
1. Wait for a total solar eclipse that is visible from your country to happen, which will occur approximately four times in your lifetime 2.) Find a box, put a pinhole in the back so …
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Je Jew!
For my 35th birthday, I gifted myself with a 23 and me kit. Basically you spit into a vial and give the vial to the mailman and a month later they email you and tell …