I awoke yesterday morning to discover that my new home has a MAID. I have never. Ever. Ever. In my life. Had such a thing. It was my job for 3 years to schedule maid services in corporate apartments, and when some Ho accused one of them of pocketing a necklace I always took their side, and secretly padded their schedule with an extra hour so they’d have time for lunch. Lucinda sweetly introduced herself and explained she comes bi-monthly than immediately began scrubbing my shower. I drove to work feeling a bit weird about it, and continued to feel odd, I can clean my own bathroom, I’m a grown up, until I got home and discovered that LUCINDA HAD CLEANED THE HAIR OUT OF MY BRUSH. At first I was horrified. Soon thereafter, delighted.