There are things called baby gyms that you put your baby underneath to stimulate their brains, and if you DON’T then your baby will grow up to be a murderer or at least have little …
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the Baby Gym
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A MAN.
Today, on feelings I did not anticipate: I have a crush on my son. Like before bed I lie awake looking at pictures of him, he gives me butterflies, I miss him when he’s in …
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SAUSAGE, PARTY OF FOUR?
One of my FAVORITE things to do is call large groups of men a Sausage Party. Writer’s rooms, social gatherings, a few dudes just sort of standing together, my brothers gathered in a room, nephews …
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A Face of a Man
We had our first Zoom birthing class, and I had to capture this Face of a Man watching a fake baby get shoved through a fake pelvis after watching a plastic cervix dilate and ‘efface’ …
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I HAS CRUSH
It’s on my husband, 15 years ago. I want to stand next to him outside of an improv show drinking a beer even though I don’t like beer while he avoids eye contact and quietly …
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Boo
Dreamt I hadn’t found him yet, so I was wandering around the world searching for someone to love me, shouting at anyone who would listen, I AM 37, I NEED SOMEONE TO COMMIT TO ME, …
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News News News
Mo has a very incredible Mo-stache right now 2. Our friend Sebastian just opened up an awesome new recording studio in Highland Park, and Morrison’s D&D Podcast, the Magic Quest Boys of Dragontown, did their …
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All Boxes Checked
Yesterday was this flawless man’s birthday: And so I took him swing dancing on the Battleship USS IOWA, like you do: What who when where WHY, you ask? Because in high school, Morrison used to …
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LIFE PARTNER GOALS
WANTED: MAN WHO LOOKS GREAT IN TUX WHO WILL SPEND A FULL HOUR OF THE EMMYS EATING NACHOS IN THE LOBBY WITH ME AND WILL THEN CARRY MY SHOES AROUND AND NOT JUDGE ME AS …
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I’m just a Girl
Standing in front of a boy Who is technically her husband, at a Food Festival slash Fair asking him to love her and by love her I mean GENTLY DEMANDING THAT HE WIN HER A …