Look, I know it’s been a tough end of the year, the kid keeps getting sick and you’ve had work trips, and you’re seven months pregnant, but you MUST make your Christmas cookie boxes for …
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2022, in a box
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Of Us
I don’t want to spoil our CHRISTMAS CARD that I’m sure that at least THREE TO FOR OF YOU of are patiently waiting for, but we did a little family photo shoot last weekend and …
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THANKFUL, OKAY?
IF YOU DON’T FRANTICALLY BUY A FIVE DOLLAR CARDBOARD THANKFUL SIGN FROM TARGET BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE COMING FOR THANKSGIVING AND EVERYONE IS ENOUGH OVER THEIR HEAD COLDS AND STOMACH VIRUSES THAT YOU MIGHT EVEN …
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The Blue and the Gray
Memorial Day is one of those holidays where you’re so wrapped up in your life that you lose sight of what it’s for, by which I might mean, all of the holidays? I stole a …
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my life’s work
We had an Easter Party yesterday, and I was reminded of my GREATEST JOYS: putting cute things on tables, and feeding friends. It’s not ALL I want to do, but I want to do it …
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shotsbury egg
I don’t know how I’ve missed this but some human people empty out Cadbury Eggs and use their shells as shot glasses and FILL THEM WITH KALUHA AND VODKA and drink them, like a shot. …
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As long as it’s Cold
When I arrived in Maryland, way back when on January 6th, I was delighted to see that everyone still had their Christmas decorations up, if not perplexed. Driving to rehearsal on January 7, and 8 …
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UPDATE
CHANCE OF SNOW HAS BEEN UPDATED TO A MILLION PERCENT I REPEAT THERE IS A MILLION PERCENT CHANCE THAT IT SNOWED LITERALLY BING, STOP WRITING SONGS ABOUT IT AND GO OUTSIDE, IT’S JUST LIKE THE …
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chance of
I may be an almost 40 year old woman, but I’m also fully 5 years old, and still believe in the magic of Christmas. For me, it’s the build-up, the anticipation of the day itself, …
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The Literal Actual Santa
Last weekend, leaving a park overrun with kids’ birthday parties, Joe and I were heading to the car when a SANTA CLAUS sort of appeared from out of nowhere, heading towards us. He had one …