Memorial Day is one of those holidays where you’re so wrapped up in your life that you lose sight of what it’s for, by which I might mean, all of the holidays? I stole a …
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The Blue and the Gray
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my life’s work
We had an Easter Party yesterday, and I was reminded of my GREATEST JOYS: putting cute things on tables, and feeding friends. It’s not ALL I want to do, but I want to do it …
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shotsbury egg
I don’t know how I’ve missed this but some human people empty out Cadbury Eggs and use their shells as shot glasses and FILL THEM WITH KALUHA AND VODKA and drink them, like a shot. …
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As long as it’s Cold
When I arrived in Maryland, way back when on January 6th, I was delighted to see that everyone still had their Christmas decorations up, if not perplexed. Driving to rehearsal on January 7, and 8 …
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UPDATE
CHANCE OF SNOW HAS BEEN UPDATED TO A MILLION PERCENT I REPEAT THERE IS A MILLION PERCENT CHANCE THAT IT SNOWED LITERALLY BING, STOP WRITING SONGS ABOUT IT AND GO OUTSIDE, IT’S JUST LIKE THE …
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chance of
I may be an almost 40 year old woman, but I’m also fully 5 years old, and still believe in the magic of Christmas. For me, it’s the build-up, the anticipation of the day itself, …
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The Literal Actual Santa
Last weekend, leaving a park overrun with kids’ birthday parties, Joe and I were heading to the car when a SANTA CLAUS sort of appeared from out of nowhere, heading towards us. He had one …
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Oh, (Vintage Ceramic) Christmas Tree (nightlight)
The world is so much right now that I go through phases where I want to get all of my hard-hitting news from Southern Living magazine, I only want to know about where Sorghum molasses …
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HAIL SANTA
MARKED SAFE putting up a Christmas Tree with a baby who no longer stays where you put him. We blared Christmas music, brought up all the ornaments from the Garage, and explained to the Toddle …
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Pukesgiving
‘‘Twas the Night before Thanksgiving And all through John and Jacy’s apartment Not a creature was stirring Except for my exorcist puking into the guest bathroom toilet, an errant smoothie perhaps? And puke I kept …