ASK ME HOW I FEEL ABOUT SPRING AND I WILL SHOUT THESE AT YOU
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OPINIONS
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DIGGING MY OWN TRAVEL VIBES
I had to take this picture yesterday after I got off a red eye, 6 AM and crunchy, sweaty, matching in a 2 piece leisure sweatsuit, overpriced but WORTH EVERY PENNY, breath like old broccoli, …
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INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW
You know, I’ve been asked a number of times today (two) if I’m at the Golden Globes, and I think I’ll just respond with this picture: IF WANDERING THE STREETS OF MIDPOINT IN SEARCH OF …
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who I actually Am
Lately, especially in the last few years, I’ve been engaged in a fair amount of Fanciness, and so I want to make sure it’s clear to my readers who I actually Am: I am not …
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Celebs
There was a professional photographer present at my friend Stephen’s Cinco De Mayo party, and so naturally, he took a few candid shots of us, since we were Sitting and wearing Shirts. Instead of selling …
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CAKE FOR EVERYONE, EVER
Something insane and wonderful is happening. The Cake is being produced everywhere all of the time, or least, getting more productions of a single play than I have ever had in my career. (Also, I …
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addressing the problem
Women who are attending this year’s Golden Globes (me only kind of, I don’t go to the big fancy ceremony, just the afterparty) are planning to wear all black to protest sexual assault in Hollywood, …
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Human Paintings
My co-worker pointed out that I kinda hit up the Emmy’s dressed like one of my favorite paintings: Madame X, John Singer Sargent’s scandalous portrait of Amelie Gartreau: As for Morrison, he showed up as …
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HOW TO FIND OUT NEWS
HUGE NEWS! I just found out that Katie Holmes has signed on to star in my movie adaptation of the Secret, which I’ve been working on on and off for quite some time. How, you …
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why to thank Jay-Z
Sometimes it’s like, oh no, I will never be physically flawless, and I must because that is the answer, ISN’T THAT THE ANSWER? But then I remember that JAY-Z CHEATED ON BEYONCE. This was his …