I find it hilarious that as I delicately approach 30, and am making more $ than I have ever made, I now live, temporarily, on a mattress on the floor. I also have a few …
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Adulthood?
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Fear of toilets; cheese
FLASHBACK! I just remembered that when I was little, I was scared of toilets that had those cleaner things stuck inside of them because I assumed they were some strange butt-eating robots. This is somehow …
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Teachers teaching Teachers
It MUST be the re-release of Lion King, but everything this week seems to be circles of something, and today, it’s the circle of teachinnngggggggg, and it moves us alllll! I had a great phone …
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It’s the circle of Hairrrrrrrr
Got m’hair clipped! This is something I like to do circa once a year. And they always yell at me. It’s kind of like going to the dentist, except instead of flossing it’s deep conditioning. …
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Puzzled
I spent some time this past week on some fear of flying websites, attempting to self-medicate. People, I am one freak-out away from begging my gynecologist for Xanax. Which would probably cost me around five …
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TRUTH
Spill it girl, spill it. I’ve never been much of one for astrology, like, at all, but I’m finding a lot of of relevance and truth in this whole idea of one’s Saturn returning. In …
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Wait, what?
It’s 3 am. I’m awake again. Someone is either giving or receiving dance lessons upstairs. WHERE. AM. I. But seriously, check out the cathedral and Red Square. Incredible!
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Posture
I will never get tired of looking at corporate stills of people in bad business casual staged to represent different things like Problems and Emotions. Like here’s frustration! WILL NEVER GET TIRED. In other news, …
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a good cry
Every now and then I have a really good cry. It usually happens unexpectedly but I can also kind of trace the triggers. Like last night, it was probably a combination of 2 buckets of …
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It is I! Your Mother!
Sure, there are plenty of things that I do that aren’t the best for me, but I REALLY like to get on my maternal high horse – sometimes vocally, sometimes in my mind – about …