Did you know that most women are iron deficient? I of course only know this because my sister Blaine is a wellness coach. We are taught that men eat steaks and women eat what, Luna …
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Iron woman
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one girl, two dinners
What’s the word for a person who accidentally gets brought someone else’s dinner from Grubhub, and while she waits on hold to get a refund she eats that other person’s entire dinner, then orders another …
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Goodbye, world
A lawsuit claims that Skittles contain a toxic chemical that’s also found in roofing materials, adhesives, ink, plastics, and sunscreen, and when ingested by humans it can inflame your cells, cause cell neurosis and ALTER …
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a few good blackberries
I just need to confess slash document this here: when Joe eats blackberries, he decides that some blackberries are good and some blackberries are bad. (To me, there is no discernible difference between the good …
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Obedience
There are too many conflicting moral codes and walks of life and options these days, so I just do whatever Southern Living Magazine tells me to Do, to Bake, and Buy. Southern Living Magazine could …
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my life’s work
We had an Easter Party yesterday, and I was reminded of my GREATEST JOYS: putting cute things on tables, and feeding friends. It’s not ALL I want to do, but I want to do it …
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shotsbury egg
I don’t know how I’ve missed this but some human people empty out Cadbury Eggs and use their shells as shot glasses and FILL THEM WITH KALUHA AND VODKA and drink them, like a shot. …
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mama pie
Today, on my life as a toddler chef, this oatmeal banana bake which Joe has aptly named, MAMA PIE. Mama pie serves as a stand-in for actual Mama when she must work or can’t pick …