Morrison has always said I need a hobby. I say baking is my hobby, but it has a very clear point, feeding people, and doesn’t a TRUE hobby need to be less, I guess, productive? …
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my peace
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buns
Little known fact: the scene in Father of the Bride when Steve martin looses his shit at the grocery store and starts ‘removing superfluous buns’ is actually a documentary about my own life, one that …
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Breademption
Moments after I complained, my sourdoughn’t became a sourDID. I returned from dinner with a friend, where yes I also complained about my sourdough starter, to find it in its monster state, abundant and doubling …
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I care about Bread
There’s a scene in my new play where the main character Alyssa wanders onstage eating a giant baguette. She’s at a breaking point in her life and her marriage, and after spending years not eating …
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Bacon
Today, on If my Dreams were any more On the Nose They would BE A NOSE: I dreamt I had made a big pan of perfect bacon, I had a lot of it and it …
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break fast
I’ve been intermittent fasting and pretty much off dairy / gluten / carbs for NEARLY FIVE MONTHS NOW, and it’s sort of become the new normal. I basically don’t eat between 6:30PM and 10:30AM, and …
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there’s an app for that
Joe will say he wants chicken nuggets, or a pear, or a piece of cake, or an entire bagel but with different kinds of nut butter on each side, sliced into triangles, or strawberries with …
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gummy bears
Joe is almost 3. When he pees in the toilet, he gets to pick out one gummy bear. If he poops in the toilet (which is never?) he gets 2. Good job. Joe is 12 …
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Everything Salad
Putting everything seasoning on a salad is kind of like having a Bagel, just like sticking your foot in a mixing bowl of water is like swimming in the ocean and Remembering chocolate is like …
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Frosting
I dreamt I was being frosted into the middle of a German Chocolate Cake, my body was a series of coconut flakes in a wave pool, and the long flat knife was the wave. I …