It’s the last day of my 36th year on earth, and it is time for grand changes to announce the passage of time to myself, and so sadly, inevitably, IT IS FINALLY TIME TO THROW …
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A Big Day.
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DAD VIBES
I wrote my next play, Public Servant, for many reasons, perhaps too many? Because don’t we change as we live and so the play must change, as it Lives? But one of the main reasons …
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Color Therapy (?)
My shirt is yellow, THEREFORE, I will have a good day and a positive outlook and my dreams will come true and the worst case scenarios will only play out in my mind and fertile …
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a thing that I should not be doing
I just realized a completely psychotic thing that I’ve been doing, and I think I’ll lay it here, in hopes of embarrassing myself just enough to stop doing it. I keep thinking about old pairs of …
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this young fellow
Yesterday someone decided to post their old headshot and then natch, everyone started do it, and though Morrison does NOT like to engage in Things that Everyone are Doing on the Internet, he decided to …
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DON’T TELL ME WHAT I WANT
Yesterday, I spent an hour unsubscribing from mass emails that, without my realizing it, create a low grade, every day consumer anxiety that is not only distracting but makes me spend my lunch break buying …
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sup, bra?
For reasons I will surely spend the rest of my life trying to understand, my bra somehow just undid itself under my shirt. Working theories: – my bra is a twelve year old boy – …
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Look at me / Don’t look at me
Being that I almost have a grown up person house of my own, it is finally time for me to stop storing things at my parent’s house like a college freshman. My Mom most recently …
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unbralievable
I’m fairly certain that there are really only two types of women: the kind who can go out into the world, say, to the grocery store at 10 PM for toilet paper, NOT wearing a …
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Clutch.
I need a clutch for the Emmy’s, I mean, literally just a small purse to hold that I can put my phone in, that I might Clutch in a picture. I don’t where women find …