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HAPPY HALF BIRTHDAY TO ME
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Gratitude
Perfection: N: Watching the parade solo with a giant cup of joe with no near plans of putting on actual pants. This year I’m particularly grateful for my gnome house. Most of my adultish life, I …
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No it’s totally fine / hahaha / No it’s no bigs
One of the big changes I made in the Oregon Trail this weekend was giving one particular character, a high strung nurse who can’t stand two seconds alone with her thoughts, a violin prodigy in …
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These speak for themselves.
Went to a mad men party last night, and I just: As I get older, parties become more and more grown up, as the throwers of said parties start to like, have jobs and adorable …
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How to feel better than Everyone
Bring your own sensible lunch to work! Naturally, for the rest of the week, indulge in 17 dollar salads, but for this day, you are basically the best person, like on the entire planet.
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MADE IT.
I have a little outdoor cabana and I can plate cheese and have coworkers over for intelligent and non-intelligent conversation. I have arrived (?) (!)
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T’AINT IT SWEET?
A tiny and adorable and completely ineffective tool set for tiny and adorable activities such as thinking about assembling things, lightly pounding on things, wrenching things, and plying things?
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Let meeee, entertain youuu
Being that I now have a Table, I felt it appropriate to Entertain. It was a pretty standard evening of refinement, complete with children’s toys found in my desk, a frank and uninformed discussion of …
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Clever Girl.
There I was, innocently scouring the internet for a Clever Girl picture a la Jurassic Park because lately I keep hearing people say it to each other, and I just remembered Mack live-pitched a Jurassic …
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And then I kissed my DENTIST
Today, on inappropriate feelings for medical professionals, I have found my Dentist! He is dreamy, kind, potentially Armenian?, well dressed, and quickly dissolved all the lies the last dentist told me, assuring me that my …