A math problem: Q. Bekah has five forty minute lunch breaks each week to read about and try and understand the madness that is the proposed tax bill. Since Bekah is a slow and easily …
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trickle down bekahnomics
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how they get you
Consumer: I would please like a bed frame to hold my bed off the ground. Pleasant Furniture store: Great! Here’s a reasonably priced bed frame, to hold your bed. Consumer: Great! Now, I would please …
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house for sale in Los Angeles
Newly tilted over, falling into the ocean 3 bed / 1.75 bath house for sale in sort of Los Angeles by which I mean, within one hour drive! It’s listed as approximately 10 times your …
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STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE!
For the first time in my adult working life, I just voted to strike. Sometimes I forget that I’m in a guild, as I don’t feel like a laborer. Writers’ work happens mostly in our …
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WANNTTTTTT
On the way home from lunch yesterday, Morrison and I drove by some newly built, pretty rad looking condos for sale, and decided to casually pop into the open house, in a very low-stakes and …
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A OR B
LET’S JUST SAY COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL FOR EXAMPLE THAT YOU’RE GOING ON YOUR HONEYMOON WHICH ONLY HAPPENS ONCE IN YOUR LIFE AND YOU PLANNED IT MONTHS AGO AND NOW SUDDENLY TIME HAS MOVED AND YOU ARE …
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your Coconuts
My mind sees what it wants. I just got this letter from my bank: Which I first read as ‘Working together to keep your Coconuts protected.’ Call it a mild learning disability, early signs of …
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remembories
Fudgebook reminded me yesterday that just five years ago, I was LITERALLY WRITING HOMEMADE MONOLOGUES TO FEED MYSELF AND PROVIDE MYSELF WITH LIGHT WHILE I WROTE. I will now take a moment to reflect on …
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Giving.
My phone rings with an unknown NYC number. It’s probably Broadway calling to see / beg if they can do one of my plays on their Broadway, so I answer. Sweet Girl: Hi, Bekah? Me: …
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it sets in
Accountant: Okay, so there’s your year end report numbers financial terms SEP IRA contribution payout payroll words. Me: Great! Accountant: And sometime in the new year, I can sit down with you and your husband …