For obvious reasons, I have never been more invested in a vice presidential candidate. And I truly hear and appreciate the women and black and brown humans that are not wanting to just settle for …
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WINE WITH MOMALA
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DEAR PHONES:
Perhaps maybe we can find some different verbiage for this new feature, something that enables us to keep on telling ourselves that you are just phones, and not ACTUAL PHYSICAL EXTENSIONS OF OUR BRAINS, BY …
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forget abrowt it
I have spent most of my life ignoring my eyebrows like the two soft, pale Norwegian children’s beards that they naturally are. I spent none time or money ripping them out of my face, or …
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Basicbucks
I know I’m supposed to only love fair trade Ethiopian first cold pressed hints of earth nuts coffee, but I LOVE STARBUCKS AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT. They have sandwiches. They have bathrooms. …
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S.O.S.
HAVE SCRIPT TO WRITE BUT JUST ACCIDENTALLY GOOGLED CLOGS FOR BABIES PLZ SEND SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE INTERNET AND ALSO THE PART OF MY BRAIN THAT WANTS TO LOOK AT BABY CLOGS
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grown up spread
We had some friends over for a barbecue yesterday. Most of the conversations revolved around work and real estate and school districts and gestational diabetes, really confirming my suspicion that we are in our mid-30s. …
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why I need a uniform
Sometimes, or, if I’m being honest, ALL OF THE TIME, I spend more time than I should thinking about what I should wear to a thing. I place a lot of value on outside appearances …
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matcha tearrific
A few months ago on set, I clocked that both Milo and Mandy were both drinking a creepy yet fascinating bright green beverage from a bottle. When you see beautiful famous people doing an odd …
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Temeculand
Tucked somewhere south east of LA that I still don’t fully understand but I am Here so hats off to that — We find Temecula, another beautiful wine country, as if California did not have …
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LISA FRANK HAS A CLOTHING LINE
I REPEAT, LISA FRANK HAS RELEASED A CLOTHING LINE I CAN FINALLY WEAR MY LEOPARD BABY TRAPPER KEEPER AS PANTS