Age is just a number, declared the woman as she turned 39, somehow still in her middle thirties, as middle thirties in fact last until the very last second of the day before you turn …
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my brand
I have a brand, or maybe it’s my essence? Or a pattern? It’s Whimsical Food Accidents. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve stained myself or my clothes or an important document in some …
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two cakes
(inspired by a true story) If I’d known you were coming I’d a baked a cake Then attempted to flip the cake out of its pan with a 25 lb baby strapped to me so …
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magic words
Prospective new babysitter, in interview: That all sounds great! Is there anything else you would like me to do while I’m there? Like would you like me to empty the dishwasher? I ACTUALLY tear up. …
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Blogs are the new Bangs
It has occurred to me recently that blogging kind of peaked around 2015 and is no longer cool anymore, and instead everyone is tweeting and twitting and twerking and fracking and tik toking. Instead of …
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Queen Mother
For Mother’s Day, Morrison updated this pic of Joe and I by Lake Tahoe to reflect me as my TRUE SELF: a medieval Queen, with great Knowledge and Secrets. For Mother’s Day, Joe woke up …
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I am a person
I used to wonder if becoming a Mother meant your brain would be less full of tiny meaningless worries and insecurities, and while I find this to be SLIGHTLY true, yesterday I spent a solid …
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Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine Vaccinneeeeeee
QUEEN DOLLY RECEIVED HER MODERNA VACCINE YESTERDAY, adorably and rightfully declaring that she was literally receiving A taste of her own Medicine, as she helped fund the research for the vaccine because of course she …
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we were not there
Yes, there were a few years there were I worked on a show that got nominated for Golden Globes, and so we worried about things like what to wear and how to get there and …
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The Painting and the Statue
The other night, this old picture popped up in the weird ‘here are you picture memories’ phone thing. It’s from a 2015 trip to Palm Springs with my forever friend Elizabeth (WHO IS STILL THIS …