Just slowly moving our way down the list of pregnancy movie montage moments over here. Murrca’s been bad this year so its birthday party has been CANCELLED, DON’T SEND PRESENTS. Instead we are taking today …
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watch Paint Dry
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Pandemic Babymoon
We decided to take a risk and VERY CAREFULLY, DISTANCE-LY, MASKED AND DRIPPING WITH HAND SANITIZER, stay a few nights at a newly re-opened low-capacity beach hotel (and other things I will remind myself when …
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A Face of a Man
We had our first Zoom birthing class, and I had to capture this Face of a Man watching a fake baby get shoved through a fake pelvis after watching a plastic cervix dilate and ‘efface’ …
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I HAS CRUSH
It’s on my husband, 15 years ago. I want to stand next to him outside of an improv show drinking a beer even though I don’t like beer while he avoids eye contact and quietly …
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PANDEMIC WEDDING!
Our friends Dylan and Heather were supposed to get married last weekend, but then you know, there was a global pandemic so it was maybe not a good idea for 150 ppl to shove into …
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Bye Bye Babymoon
We have officially cancelled our Babymoon and YES there are much much sadder things and YES I will still take a moment to be bummed about this. We took a trip to Kauai Spring 2018, …
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Porn for Pregnant Women
I think I’m going to Sidebar a career as a Producer of Pornography for Pregnant women. Scenarios will include: Man with shoulders broad from hours of pulling weeds out of the front yard sprinkles Cheese …
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Feaster
I spent four hours making Morrison and I an elaborate Easter dinner: Rosemary pork chops with apples and onions, mustard potato salad with pickled onions which I’m SURE you recognize from the latest Southern Living …
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Shopping for Morrison’s Baby
Since we have reached what some consider to be the halfway point through a pregnancy (19 weeks), and because companies are having insane sales because the world ending and all, and MOSTLY because it’s a …
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On Toilet Paper
Okay, day by day, this virus situation is getting scarier and more surreal. (Tho I still insist, and remind myself, that’s what’s most scary are the consequences of the fear based reactions, and the scope …