Coffee Water Prenatal vitamins Cold scrambled eggs eaten out of the pan Peanut butter banana smoothie Four handfuls of sour cream and cheddar chips, eaten out of the bag Unshelled pistachios, consumed while driving Entire …
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Food diary
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You will be Happy
Today, on searing bits of found dialogue that you start collecting once your kid starts talking: Morrison, to Joe: when the baby comes, she’s probably not going to sleep a lot, so Mom and Dad …
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Merry January
HOT TIP: send out your Christmas cards in January, long after people have probably thrown away or stored actual Christmas cards, and they aren’t exactly sure when to throw yours out? So there you are, …
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Who’s the Boss
Me, before kids: my kids will not be the boss of me, I will not succumb to their whims, I will be like a pioneer parent, they will play with sticks and eat all I …
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industry professional
I’m doing a short writer’s room / think tank for my friend’s new show right now, and it hurts to both sit and stand, so here I am, in all of my co-exec producer glory, …
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what is your pain
Re: my pain threshold: Doctor: so what’s your pain, on a scale of 1 to 10? Me: okay do you mean like, for me specifically? It’s pain and I don’t want it. So, a Twelve? …
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Bows
Me, before I had a daughter: It’s so stupid how we put bows on baby girls heads! As if we’re terrified that someone might mistake them for a boy, as if that were a big …
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play with cars
All Joe really ever wants to do is play with cars, and you’d be surprised (or Not?) how quickly you run out of imaginary car content and scenarios. They can only stop at so many …
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an award
It feels fitting that we’re going to put this little girl who’s coming in EIGHT WEEKS, WHAT? in my office, forcing me to re-think, organize and move all of the work related crap I have …
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The Gamut
Since this is probably, theoretically, hopefully? My last time being pregnant I’m paying extra special attention to my insane thoughts and fulling surfing the waves of each rapidly shifting and conflicting emotion. My new favorite …