Me, when encountering travel stress (cancelled flights and missed connections with a toddler): whine, worry, freak out, assume the worst. Morrison: consume as much red wine as your constitution allows, que sera sera, let go …
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a fine whine
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how now, brown brow
I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT I ACCIDENTALLY GOT MY EYEBROWS TINTED WAY TOO DARK AND SO TONIGHT THE ROLE OF OLD SURPRISED PUPPET WILL BE PLAYED BY….ME.
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monthly
Here’s what it’s like to be a woman: every month, one morning, you wake up and you feel different. Suddenly everything feels fragile and terrifying but also beautiful and profound. You’re regretful, you obsess over …
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Tuesday at 2 AM
I don’t fully understand how to read or interpret my blog metrics / views, either two thousand of you or thirteen of you read it it a day? And I’d actually rather not fully understand, …
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a surprise
Morrison has one last birthday present for me today, a SURPRISE, and he’s taking me somewhere? Or putting me somewhere? Or giving something to me? With him, or alone? Maybe not with Joe? I have …
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Car Books
For Joe, all books, regardless of whether or not they actually contain Cars, are called Car books, because there is always a CHANCE that there might be a car in the book (and sometimes, when …
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birthday month
It’s June, so we’re officially in my birthday month, AIR HORN AIR HORN. Can I still say birthday month without sounding like a third grader? Why am I so obsessed with my own birthdays and …
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ALL DONE
Today on we should all be more like Toddlers, whenever Joe is finished with something, a book or a snack or an activity he just shouts ALL DONE then gets up and walks away to …
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Obedience
There are too many conflicting moral codes and walks of life and options these days, so I just do whatever Southern Living Magazine tells me to Do, to Bake, and Buy. Southern Living Magazine could …
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what color is this
Joe is growing increasingly, terrifyingly smart, like he can say many many things and seems to always know what we’re talking about, even when we don’t. As we teach him about the world, we’re constantly …