Putting everything seasoning on a salad is kind of like having a Bagel, just like sticking your foot in a mixing bowl of water is like swimming in the ocean and Remembering chocolate is like …
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Everything Salad
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Hours Devoures
Stay grounded, the writer was told by her father, if you find success in your career, don’t let it go to your head. Stay humble and kind, said all of the country songs, the ones …
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if you give a kid a sister
One of the reasons we wanted to have a second kid was that so Joe would cultivate independence, know that the world does not revolve around him, not that it’s impossible to teach this to …
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his waffle
Today on why we had a second kid: Every morning when he wakes up, Joe gets a waffle. Simple, right? No. Hell no. Maybe it used to be? There was a time, oh, there was …
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reasons I’ve cried
One of the MANY MANY THINGS they don’t tell you about what happens after you give birth, other than the fact that you won’t poop for ten years and this will cause some stress, is …
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Food diary
Coffee Water Prenatal vitamins Cold scrambled eggs eaten out of the pan Peanut butter banana smoothie Four handfuls of sour cream and cheddar chips, eaten out of the bag Unshelled pistachios, consumed while driving Entire …
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You will be Happy
Today, on searing bits of found dialogue that you start collecting once your kid starts talking: Morrison, to Joe: when the baby comes, she’s probably not going to sleep a lot, so Mom and Dad …
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Merry January
HOT TIP: send out your Christmas cards in January, long after people have probably thrown away or stored actual Christmas cards, and they aren’t exactly sure when to throw yours out? So there you are, …
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Who’s the Boss
Me, before kids: my kids will not be the boss of me, I will not succumb to their whims, I will be like a pioneer parent, they will play with sticks and eat all I …
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industry professional
I’m doing a short writer’s room / think tank for my friend’s new show right now, and it hurts to both sit and stand, so here I am, in all of my co-exec producer glory, …