I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT I ACCIDENTALLY GOT MY EYEBROWS TINTED WAY TOO DARK AND SO TONIGHT THE ROLE OF OLD SURPRISED PUPPET WILL BE PLAYED BY….ME.
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monthly
Here’s what it’s like to be a woman: every month, one morning, you wake up and you feel different. Suddenly everything feels fragile and terrifying but also beautiful and profound. You’re regretful, you obsess over …
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Brandi
REMEMBER LIVE MUSIC? Remember feeling a connection to an artist and to their body of work and the thrill of belonging when they sing your song and high of discovery when they sing a new …
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a few good blackberries
I just need to confess slash document this here: when Joe eats blackberries, he decides that some blackberries are good and some blackberries are bad. (To me, there is no discernible difference between the good …
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what is thunder
It started storming here this morning around 4 AM, which happens in LA about, once a year? I stayed awake, worrying that the thunder would wake Joe up. I laid there planning out how I’d …
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Tuesday at 2 AM
I don’t fully understand how to read or interpret my blog metrics / views, either two thousand of you or thirteen of you read it it a day? And I’d actually rather not fully understand, …
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a surprise
Morrison has one last birthday present for me today, a SURPRISE, and he’s taking me somewhere? Or putting me somewhere? Or giving something to me? With him, or alone? Maybe not with Joe? I have …
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a watch
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LIKE A FINE WINE
For my birthday, Morrison got me a bottle of French wine from the year I was born, TWO birthday cakes, and a surprise rendezvous with friends at the Los Feliz bar where I spent a …
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Elder Millenial
I’m turning 40 TOMORROW so last night Mackenzie took me out for one last night hurrah in Hollyweird. Here is a comprehensive list of the things I actually said and did during the course of …