Coffee Water Prenatal vitamins Cold scrambled eggs eaten out of the pan Peanut butter banana smoothie Four handfuls of sour cream and cheddar chips, eaten out of the bag Unshelled pistachios, consumed while driving Entire …
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carried carefully
When you’re pregnant people tend to treat you kindly, gently, carefully, hold the door open for you and offer to bring your tea to your table so don’t have to carry it and tell you …
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a drawer
What is a blog, is it a drawer where you put coins and receipts? And pictures you don’t want to ever forget? I spent such an absurd amount of money on our family pictures last …
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You will be Happy
Today, on searing bits of found dialogue that you start collecting once your kid starts talking: Morrison, to Joe: when the baby comes, she’s probably not going to sleep a lot, so Mom and Dad …
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Merry January
HOT TIP: send out your Christmas cards in January, long after people have probably thrown away or stored actual Christmas cards, and they aren’t exactly sure when to throw yours out? So there you are, …
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Who’s the Boss
Me, before kids: my kids will not be the boss of me, I will not succumb to their whims, I will be like a pioneer parent, they will play with sticks and eat all I …
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industry professional
I’m doing a short writer’s room / think tank for my friend’s new show right now, and it hurts to both sit and stand, so here I am, in all of my co-exec producer glory, …
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what is your pain
Re: my pain threshold: Doctor: so what’s your pain, on a scale of 1 to 10? Me: okay do you mean like, for me specifically? It’s pain and I don’t want it. So, a Twelve? …
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I dream of martini
In my regular life I probably have one, maybe two martini’s a year? But because I can’t have, it’s all that I want. I want to sit outside somewhere in a chair that doesn’t hurt …
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Bows
Me, before I had a daughter: It’s so stupid how we put bows on baby girls heads! As if we’re terrified that someone might mistake them for a boy, as if that were a big …