Joe’s halloween candy still hangs in a bag by the door, he’s forgotten about it, doesn’t want it. Yesterday he started crying at a birthday party, mama I don’t want birthday cake, I’m not hungry, …
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I baked
I had my first IN PERSON PITCH in four years today, so naturally I spent all of the time I should have spent going over my document baking things from the book (Sorghum Molasses cookies …
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Questions
Mama, which car do you want to drive? What’s the moon going to be for Halloween? Do I make you happy? Is he a kid or a people? Does Santa bring all the presents? Does …
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Thanks
Thanksgiving, particularly when I’m hosting it, is typically when my dreams and expectations and dog eared fall magazines collide with my own limitations, and with life, and viral illnesses, and the turkey is dry despite …
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I smell
I guess it’s only been 4 days? But I can still barely taste or smell which is about 10 times more depressing than it should be, especially at Thanksgiving. I would give all of my …
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this is covid
I don’t want to make light of this, because I know that nearly 7 million people have died of Covid, but last night, when I finally got my positive test, I finally felt like I …
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apologies
Just popping on here to make fun myself, who wakes up every morning with a to-do list, which is why I oftentimes drop and burn things, I’M WORKING ON IT OKAY? Yesterday I was on …
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famous person face
Very very oftentimes, in LA, you’ll find yourself out to dinner and working at a coffee shop, trying to contribute to the Hollyweird canon, and you will see a guy sitting nearby and think, that …
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Bacon
Today, on If my Dreams were any more On the Nose They would BE A NOSE: I dreamt I had made a big pan of perfect bacon, I had a lot of it and it …
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Pajamas
There are a lot of reasons to have more than one kid, like so they can keep each other company and so there’s more than one of them to take care of you when you’re …