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Perhaps I know my way around some Legos.
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Things (Cheese) that I deserve
Brie is usually only found on fancy cheese trays next to freakishly small grapes, at nice parties, where it’s inappropriate to hover next to it / eat all of it by yourself. And so today I …
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Children’s Science, for Adults
An unexpected day off work thrust me straight into the arms of the California Science Center, where I and about 700 first graders learned about digestion, earthquakes, energy conservation, open heart surgery, ecosystems, 1001 inventions …
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I’M ON A BOAT
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Adult Children
As my brothers and I get older, it’s our parents that are dragging US out of bed Christmas AM, and it’s business suits and heart rate monitors that we ask for, and that we’re gifted …
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Intimates; Boundaries
I’ve got this new bra that’s I really like. Bras are stupid and annoying except for when they’re the best. Amiright ladies? And like oftentimes happens with new things that I have, that I like, …
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ARTS AND CRAFTS!
My roommates threw a Christmas party last night and genius-ly had the idea to have everyone (post-spiked cider) make lots and lots of snowflakes with glitter, glitter glue, and probably also other kinds of glitter. …
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Let’s get some Shoes
I’m finally going to tell you how I feel about shoes. I want you to know, I think you’ve been really patient. Basically, I have one or two pair of shoes that I wear constantly, …
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Negligence
I think I finally get what it’s like, emotionally, to be a parent. I realized late last that I had FORGOTTEN TO BLOG ALL DAY and I was seized with this anxiety / shame / …
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be Nice to me
I really love this product placement Green Protein smoothie from Trader Joe’s end product placement. It’s got green stuff in it and protein stuff in it. It makes me feel like I’m being nice to …
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