Congrats! You have found 45 seconds this morning to get dressed before the toddler loses his shit over needing to go to the park, NOW. Here’s how to Get Dressed. reach for the nearest clothes …
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How to get Dressed
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Good Jeans
While these Jeans appear to just be Jeans, they are in fact Resolve, they are my going with the flow and accepting the things I cannot change. They are also the first Jean, or Pant? …
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Gnome Sweet Gnome
I’ve never been too big on Halloween, but I’m not gonna sleep on an opportunity to put a baby in a costume. So for Joe’s first Halloween, we tapped into his whimsical, discerning nature and …
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COME ON AND RAISE UP
Wearing my state pride shirt today, NOT BECAUSE I AM IN LOVE WITH JOE BIDEN, tho if he can actually beat Trump FINE, but because just generally, I am missing my family and hushpuppies and …
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Hallowinbetween
Q: what does an adult person do on Halloween when they don’t have kids yet, but are just slightly too old and too tired to fully engage with the grown up kids version of the …
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Outside In
I am a quivering ball of wrath and vulnerability these days, BUT AT LEAST THAT BALL IS DRESSING HERSELF LIKE THE INFERTILITY BARBIE THAT NO ONE BOUGHT, with carefully selected outfits to distract myself. Roll …
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Quiet Area
To the woman sitting at the table next to me SHOUTING AT AN AIRLINE ON HER PHONE, please note the carefully placed decorative wood blocks that remind us (you) that one comes to Ojai for …
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POWER MOVE
WALKIN’ INTO THIS PITCH MEETING WITH A BROKEN SHOE LIKE ‘I DON’T GIVE AN F THAT MY SHOE IS BROKEN’ AND INVITING QUESTIONS LIKE ‘WHAT’S HER DEAL, CAN SHE NOT AFFORD SHOES?’ AND ‘DOES SHE …
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EVERY BODY
This picture makes me so happy. Maybe I’m fetishizing but I keep looking at it for jolts of happy. EVERY BODY HAS A BODY / PLEASE BATHING SUIT COMPANY TAKE ALL OF THE MONEY I …
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PROUD GRADUATES
Of the Mandy Moore school of Standing I SAID WE GRADUATED, I DIDN’T SAY WE MADE ANY SORT OF HONOR ROLL / BASICALLY WE WERE ALL JUST GIVEN SMALL PURSES AND POINTS FOR TRYING