Today on why we had a second kid: Every morning when he wakes up, Joe gets a waffle. Simple, right? No. Hell no. Maybe it used to be? There was a time, oh, there was …
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his waffle
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‘easyplant’
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one star
Morrison loves to both threaten and leave one-star yelp reviews when companies give him the run-around, it’s a platform that gives power to the consumer, and it’s a good thing, as long as we don’t …
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I dream of sleeping
Pregnancy fatigue is a special bitch. When I’m not sleeping, I think about how I want to be sleeping, I wake up and want sleep, and while I actually AM sleeping, or attempting to, wrapped …
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what is your pain
Re: my pain threshold: Doctor: so what’s your pain, on a scale of 1 to 10? Me: okay do you mean like, for me specifically? It’s pain and I don’t want it. So, a Twelve? …
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I dream of martini
In my regular life I probably have one, maybe two martini’s a year? But because I can’t have, it’s all that I want. I want to sit outside somewhere in a chair that doesn’t hurt …
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life is bending down
When it hurts to bend down you realize that’s what life is, picking things off the ground, or at least parenting, which is equal parts love, frustration, fatigue, chicken nuggets, and picking chicken nuggets off …
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The power of Not
Joe’s new favorite word is Not, which is an extension of No but enables you to challenge reality which is an important if not annoying skill for a toddler. Joe, it’s night time, it’s time …
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The Gamut
Since this is probably, theoretically, hopefully? My last time being pregnant I’m paying extra special attention to my insane thoughts and fulling surfing the waves of each rapidly shifting and conflicting emotion. My new favorite …
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His Dreams
I’m at the point where it hurts to both lift Joe, and also sit with him, and also bend down to his level, so he’s at the point where he’s kind of given up on …