Here’s what it’s like to be a woman: every month, one morning, you wake up and you feel different. Suddenly everything feels fragile and terrifying but also beautiful and profound. You’re regretful, you obsess over …
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Mind Body Connection
Physical Therapist: Okay, now try to do it without tilting your pelvis. Me: What? Physical Therapist: See how you’re tilting your pelvis, when you lift your leg like that? Me:…….. Physical Therapist: Watch me do …
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old spine
Is it smutty to post pictures of one’s X-rays? Why am I blushing? Some people have an Old Soul, but I have an Old Spine, so said the orthopedist I saw yesterday, which is a …
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you win some
I’ve been feeling like a bit of a Loser this week, since I found out that another one of my pilots was passed on. I can literally hear Morrison in my head or shouting at …
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thorns
This blog is no longer a cute, sunny space for musings on parenthood and theater and cake. No, it’s now a forum, a safe space for people with sciatica pain, or maybe a herniated disc? …
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how old am I
Old Enough to have a son Young enough to rock an anklet with my son’s name on it OLD ENOUGH TO NOT BE ABLE TO BEND DOWN TO PUT SAID ANKLET
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Back Again
Me, to my therapist: Sometimes I feel disconnected from Joe, after working all day. And sometimes he prefers Morrison because basically, Morrison is more fun. I mean, I prefer Morrison to myself. Therapist, to me: …
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Youngparents
My parents may be 66 this year, but it is I, valiantly approaching 40, who threw my back out and can barely move let alone lift my kid, so it’s THEY who are lifting him, …
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do you understand
Recently I was in a Zoom rehearsal, which I am slightly over? Can I be over it and grateful for it at the same time? YES. An actor misinterpreted my intention behind a new line …
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Print: a Story
Printer:……….. Human: ….Print. Printer: ———- Human: PRINT. Printer: . . . . . Human unplugs and restarts printer. Human: PAH RINTTTTTTTT. Printer: (. ) Human: PRINNTTTTTT TAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Printer: Silence. Human spirals into despair, resolves, moves …