I just caught a glimpse of the actual size of my butt in a mirror, like an actual mirror, not a mirror in which I control my image of myself, and it cast great doubt …
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BUTT TRUTH
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thinking ahead
It’s extra warm in LA this morning and the air has that feeling of renewal and Spring so it’s definitely time to start planning things like Easter Brunch, and asking big questions like what Closet …
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re: why there’s a cast iron in my carry-on
I mean not really, but I am literally ALIVE this holiday to season to make these for Morrison’s family come Christmas morning.
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MY DAYS ARE NUMBERED
To whoever thought to invent number shaped cookie cutters: CONGRATULATIONS AND WELCOME INTO MY WILL, IF NOT MY LIFE’S WORK, IF NOT MY LEGACY. You were probably a 19th century Grandma who one morning bent …