Pleasant Dentist: Okay, (your name here), your teeth are looking pretty good, but I do feel like you should be flossing more, do you floss regularly? You: I’M NOT A BAD PERSON. I DON’T UNDERSTAND …
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How to Talk to your Dentist
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Roberta Pt. 2
I just bought this gal from a nice Israeli man in a parking lot, for giant bike day ride from downtown to beach Sunday. She’s a beautiful vintage Schwinn. But! I was dumb and didn’t …
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This Poor Woman
She has to put up with ALL of my angst. Here she is, after driving me 9 hours up from NC one Christmas break when a snow storm cancelled all flights. Did she have to …
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продвигающийся
I’ve miraculously made it 30 years without any ironic or genuine tattoos anywhere on my person. No dragons or the warped faces of family members or zodiac signs. But still, sometimes, I kind of want …
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….meal, of Sorts?
Last night I had my first Happy Meal probably in 20 years? It was less that I ‘had’ or ‘ate’ it and more like I just explored it with my hands and a little bit …
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I need these (?)
Being a woman of a certain age, I figured it was probably time that I get after a daily mutli-vitamin, and being a toddler trapped in a grown person’s body, I then decided these vitamins …
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Church, part 2.
I grew up going to church: this beautiful, massive church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina: About six pews back from the front on the right belonged to Brunstetter. At a certain point, church started making me …
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I WIN.
I’m not sure if it was the fruit snacks, the cuddly newlyweds next to me, the fact that I had tons of work to do, the new kind of Xanax from the scary Russian doctor, …
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…Accutane?
Last night, I complimented young friend Mack on her young nice skin. Look at this puddum! That’s right, as I age, I’m starting to pay attention to things like ‘coupons’ and ‘skin.’ Mack revealed her …
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Feelings; Schwag
Tonight was a hollywood premiere party of sorts for some new Switched at Birth episodes. To commemorate, here’s me in my first official piece of SAB schwag (tshirt bearing Bay’s street art staple) while also …