Joe has started learning and saying his ABC’s and 123’s and we are so proud, we barely fit through doors anymore. ONE, TWO, TEN, NINE, he counts, and we’re calling Columbia to see how early …
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One, Two, Ten, Nine
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it hurts
The absolute VERY WORST part of Joe’s recent case of hand foot and mouth is in fact NOT that his fingers and toes are now peeling off like snake skin, but that he learned to …
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hand and foot and mouth and heart
Joe caught hand foot and mouth at day care, and his PERFECT PRECIOUS little hands and feet and face are covered in painful red blisters and bumps and I look at him trying to pull …
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Pregnancy Test
If you’re wondering if you’re pregnant, but aren’t close to a Walgreens / don’t have 18.99 to spare, one thing you can do is just think about Circus Peanuts, the weirdly banana flavored peanut shaped …
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a dream
Is there anything more life goal-y than baking with your daughter? BAKING WITH YOUR SON. My mom sent me these amazing matching aprons for impending daughter, but I just couldn’t wait, because what if I …
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world’s most humble parents
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a girl
Consider this the formal press release, can someone tell Deadline, Us Weekly, all of my cousins? I am once again WITH CHILD! After some twists and turns, and after declaring to the universe that I …
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a mother
When you are a Mother, two things are consistently true: you will doubt yourself and you will pee yourself when you sneeze. Unless you are the kind of mother who didn’t grow the baby in …
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bye bye mama
Me to Joe: okay my friend, Mom and Dad both have to work, but we love you so much and we’re going to take care of you, you’re going to be okay, are you okay? …
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voice to text
My new favorite thing is when your phone is recording a voice memo and you don’t know it and the product is a gorgeous, absurdist monologue that contains little pieces of your life. Buried in …