For the last month and some change, I’ve been staying at corporate apartments in buildings in Chicago that are filled with literal Young Urban Professionals. Their gyms are teeming with young beautiful women and I …
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to all the young women
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Have toddler will travel
DO: tell him every day for approximately 2 months that soon he will be going on an airplane so that he’s emotionally and physically prepared for everything that is to come DON’T: In tizzy of …
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Strawberry Car
Somehow my baby child is turning 2 YEARS OLD next week, and even kind of knows what his birthday is this time. My new favorite past time and form of cardio is taking the absurd …
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Amazon IMMEDIATELY NOW
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mornings with toddler
Joe: LEAF BLOWER!!!!! Us: yeah, you’re right, it’s a leaf blower! You hear a leaf blower? Joe: NEIGHBOR LEAF BLOWER!!!!!!!!! Us: yes! It’s our neighbor blowing their leaves! Joe: BLUE CAR NEIGHBOR LEAF BLOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Us: …
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Flower
We are officially reaching what I always anticipated would be one of my favorite parts of motherhood: toddlers saying beautiful and insane things. One thing I hope to always remember is that we got Joe …
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hi, joe
You have to be careful what you tell and teach your kid because they remember basically everything, but I will NEVER REGRET telling Joe that when cars and trucks honk, they aren’t just saying hi …
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it’s fine, I’m fine
Coming off of two weeks of travel, family time, writing an episode, having a toddler suddenly, prepping to head off to Chicago for the Notebook for two months, brain fried, with lists and tasks, just …
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it all
It’s said that as a woman you can’t have it all but that you should basically die trying. You should aspire to be the most loving, present mother and also the most excellent in your …
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Now
Joe now understands the concept of Now, that you don’t actually have to wait for something, or put it off until after the thing you have to do, you can demand that thing happen NOW. …