Me to Joe: okay my friend, Mom and Dad both have to work, but we love you so much and we’re going to take care of you, you’re going to be okay, are you okay? Here’s one of many beautiful young women we have either contracted or convinced to spend some time with you while we work, it’s going to be really fun, you’re going to be okay —

Joe: Bye bye Mama.

Me: Okay, so I’ll be back really soon so you you don’t / need to —

Joe: BYE BYE MAMA