If you’re wondering if you’re pregnant, but aren’t close to a Walgreens / don’t have 18.99 to spare, one thing you can do is just think about Circus Peanuts, the weirdly banana flavored peanut shaped marshmallows that live at dollar stores. If thinking about them triggers any sort of response like I wonder if they’re any good or yeah, I could eat that! then congrats, you are pregnant. Or insane. Or me.