Not to brag, she said while bragging, but this morning, on just his fifth day of preschool, Joe walked up, said bye to us and hi to his teachers, and walked inside with zero tears. We’ve been preparing him all week with what happens when he gets to school, so that he can feel confident about the whole thing and it seems to have paid off, meaning we are, in fact, the greatest parents that have ever lived. Please stay tuned for five minutes from now when he’s home for lunch and on the ground sobbing because the cheese is the wrong color, and we’re running around the house also crying, trying to find the right color cheese.