Employee at Children’s museum or zoo: Would you like to sign up for membership today? It’s only x amount of dollars. me:………….. Employee at Children’s museum or zoo: ….ma’am? me: Sorry, I’m just adding up …
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would you like a membership
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Daughter
I put her in her brother’s clothes but still she wants to be in the kitchen with me, wrapped up in my legs and apron strings. Maybe she wants to be close to Food or …
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this is my favorite
Joe has a new favorite game, basically you look through one of his car magazines, and on each page, he selects 2-3 favorites, and then you pick YOUR favorites. But see, you CAN’T pick the …
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fool me three times
LISTEN, I cannot sit here and pretend like I’m a person who does not read reviews, who sits in this world knowing that people are writing things about my work and I’m just NOT reading …
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do your best
I’m trying very hard to be present with Joe, and not think about the fact that critics are right now, in this very moment, at our show. Joe very badly wants me to draw a …
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Work
Today, my job is to be in Miami with Ingrid at the Broadway Across America conference, promoting our show, in hopes of booking a good solid national tour. It’s my job to eat unlimited shrimp …
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your train
Joe: this train is for Dad and me and Bobbie. Here’s our beds and this part’s where we keep the toys. Me: Where am I? Joe: You’re on the other train. I pulse with guilt …
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She walks
I watch a video of my daughter taking some of her first steps towards her babysitter, not me, it should be me, yes I WAS there to see her few first tiny ones, but now …
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where they are
One minute I’m walking to rehearsal and I feel my feet on planet earth and it’s one foot in front of the other, a leisurely point three miles downtown, twelve minutes door to door, but …
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a Mother of a Weekend
Popped home for 72 hours to see the kids! I accidentally let Bob drink a bottle of lemon extract, or at least dump it all over herself, and spent our first AM together on the …