My new favorite thing that Joe runs around the house shouting is I’M A HELPER GUY!!!!!!!! While he WILL fly into a blind rage if you give him the wrong waffle or cheese, he’s kind …
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helper guy
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two plates of beignets
I think if you try hard enough, you can find a reason to make any day special for some random reason, but TODAY I declare special because I’m nine months pergernant and my pegenenancy app …
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I dream of sleeping
Pregnancy fatigue is a special bitch. When I’m not sleeping, I think about how I want to be sleeping, I wake up and want sleep, and while I actually AM sleeping, or attempting to, wrapped …
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carried carefully
When you’re pregnant people tend to treat you kindly, gently, carefully, hold the door open for you and offer to bring your tea to your table so don’t have to carry it and tell you …
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You will be Happy
Today, on searing bits of found dialogue that you start collecting once your kid starts talking: Morrison, to Joe: when the baby comes, she’s probably not going to sleep a lot, so Mom and Dad …
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Who’s the Boss
Me, before kids: my kids will not be the boss of me, I will not succumb to their whims, I will be like a pioneer parent, they will play with sticks and eat all I …
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I dream of martini
In my regular life I probably have one, maybe two martini’s a year? But because I can’t have, it’s all that I want. I want to sit outside somewhere in a chair that doesn’t hurt …
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play with cars
All Joe really ever wants to do is play with cars, and you’d be surprised (or Not?) how quickly you run out of imaginary car content and scenarios. They can only stop at so many …
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The power of Not
Joe’s new favorite word is Not, which is an extension of No but enables you to challenge reality which is an important if not annoying skill for a toddler. Joe, it’s night time, it’s time …
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The Gamut
Since this is probably, theoretically, hopefully? My last time being pregnant I’m paying extra special attention to my insane thoughts and fulling surfing the waves of each rapidly shifting and conflicting emotion. My new favorite …