These are shoes now, that are sold in stores, that people buy with money that they work hard for, that they put on their feet and walk around in, in public, around other people whose …
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These are shoes, now
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Order in the Kitchen
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the patriarchy? Probably because I have a very good Mother? But I can’t start the day, or go to sleep, with a messy kitchen. I need everything in …
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Amazon IMMEDIATELY NOW
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which came first
My suddenly feeling like my hair is thinning, or falling out? Because of Joe, or age, or both? Or my suddenly being inundated with ads for thinning hair vitamins and serums and shampoos that swear …
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Goodbye, world
A lawsuit claims that Skittles contain a toxic chemical that’s also found in roofing materials, adhesives, ink, plastics, and sunscreen, and when ingested by humans it can inflame your cells, cause cell neurosis and ALTER …
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heads up
Just a quick heads up, I’ve kept these basil and mint plants alive for going on something like 7 weeks now so it’s HIGHLY POSSIBLE that I (and maybe you?) am living in some sort …
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a few good blackberries
I just need to confess slash document this here: when Joe eats blackberries, he decides that some blackberries are good and some blackberries are bad. (To me, there is no discernible difference between the good …
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Tuesday at 2 AM
I don’t fully understand how to read or interpret my blog metrics / views, either two thousand of you or thirteen of you read it it a day? And I’d actually rather not fully understand, …
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a watch
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birthday month
It’s June, so we’re officially in my birthday month, AIR HORN AIR HORN. Can I still say birthday month without sounding like a third grader? Why am I so obsessed with my own birthdays and …