My suddenly feeling like my hair is thinning, or falling out? Because of Joe, or age, or both? Or my suddenly being inundated with ads for thinning hair vitamins and serums and shampoos that swear if you give them 200 dollars a month you’ll soon be able to use your own hair as a blanket? In general, which comes first? THE ACTUAL ISSUE, OR THE ADS THAT INFORM US THAT WE HAVE THE ISSUE THAT WE ONLY *POSSIBLY* ACTUALLY HAVE? Either way, what comes third is my buying all of it. ALL OF IT.