Back at home to be a Mom that exists in the physical world, not just on the phone, for a few days, and I may have done something today I’ll forever regret: Joe found a book that he wanted on the back of another book, and I showed him (idiot) that you can look basically anything up on Amazon and buy it (RUE THE DAYYYYYYY.) We clicked purchase and Joe immediately ran to the front door, expecting his new book to be there. We then had explain to him not just Amazon warehouses, but waiting, and Time itself. When you order something, you then have to wait, until they announce AMAZON THIS SECOND, where they’re in your mind, and live in your yard, managing crates of things you will future Need.
