I don’t fully understand how to read or interpret my blog metrics / views, either two thousand of you or thirteen of you read it it a day? And I’d actually rather not fully understand, as I don’t want to get in my head about it, but I just have to flag this: week after week, the most popular time for my blog is Tuesday at 2 AM. What does that mean? Am I missing something? Is it Russia, or aliens, is it bots? Mom, are you setting an alarm for Tuesday nights at 2 AM and reading each of my blog posts 97 times, as some sort of ritual? Or is it just Russia? Why Tuesday, why 2? 2uesday? ILLUMINATI? WOMAN SOLD AS COUCH ON WAYFAIR? DISCUSS.