Goodbye, world

A lawsuit claims that Skittles contain a toxic chemical that’s also found in roofing materials, adhesives, ink, plastics, and sunscreen, and when ingested by humans it can inflame your cells, cause cell neurosis and ALTER YOUR DNA, so given that skittles have been my love language, stress relief toy and reward system for the past 35 years, here is my formal goodbye, I am a bottle of sunscreen, I’m a roll of rainbow tape, unrolling towards its end. Was it worth it? ABSOLUTELY YES.

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