It’s June, so we’re officially in my birthday month, AIR HORN AIR HORN. Can I still say birthday month without sounding like a third grader? Why am I so obsessed with my own birthdays and other people’s birthdays? Are my priorities wack, do I just like to give and get presents? Yes and definitely, but also, I like to celebrate the passage of time, because if you don’t celebrate it, it might crush you. Maybe I’m not frivolous, but actually just GOOD AT CREATING BOUNDARIES THAT CREATE SPACE FOR MY JOY.