Here lies Woman. She died trying to engage her pelvic floor while emptying the dishwasher, trying to squeeze her abs and glutes while picking a piece of scrambled egg off the floor, she died. She …
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what is pelvic floor
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half thoughts
Goddess / favorite playwright and mother of three Sarah Ruhl has a book called 100 essays I don’t have time to Write and it’s brilliant and it pops into my head multiple times a week. …
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an award
It feels fitting that we’re going to put this little girl who’s coming in EIGHT WEEKS, WHAT? in my office, forcing me to re-think, organize and move all of the work related crap I have …
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A girraft
I have much domestic news to report regarding a very merry Christmas, lumbar pain and a five hour flight to our long awaited babymoon, but I’m really going to give myself the present of BEING …
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30 / 40
Here’s what has happened: approximately yesterday, I was 30 and everyone I had meetings with was 40. I was young and thin and worried, hungover sometimes, clueless mostly. I looked up to the gatekeepers and …
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the why
Sometimes I wonder — especially on days when I don’t have time to write something here, or anything much to say — why exactly do I keep writing here, why have I been doing this …
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not If, but When
It’s not a question of IF I will make this ridiculous Southern Living dressing that requires you to make both homemade buttermilk cornbread AND sage and onion biscuits, but WHEN, and the answer to that …
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My Vote
Kamala Harris won’t stop emailing me, the problems seeing bigger than any one candidate, everyone is slandering everyone, so after much research and deliberation, I’ve decided to to make this Apple Chess pie from Southern …
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I am a good person (?)
I felt like a very, VERY good person and planet steward when I ordered myself a bunch of reusable straws, but then I realized that I Amazon Primed them, which basically cancels out any goodness? …
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750 million years
Last night I was reading about different North Carolina mountains in the official state magazine, like you do, and learned that Grandfather Mountain — one of my personal favorites — is 750 million years old. …