Ladies and Gentlemen: Aquatic Journalism. At the Aquarium, certain rules of etiquette are observed. Please pay attention. DO make friends with the jellyfish. They are as colorful and as friendly and gay as Christopher St. …
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aquarium etiquette
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Get it, Betty!
My obsession confirmed and validated! Ugly Betty has been nominated for an Emmy for best Comedy. Obsessively watch episodes Here. I Fing Love this show in a very sad and specific way!
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Marines are not Gay.
These Marines are Not Gay, but they do Yoga. Not Gay Marines. Mon frere, an esteemed Marine, looks like this: If you are in the Marine Corp, your bathroom looks like this: After you pee, …
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Current Toilet Events
This just in: your phone is dirtier than your toilet. Firmly Press Here to Be Frightened by CNN. But have no fear, fanbase. To Battle This Terrifying new Fact, instead of daily bathing your …
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nosegays
A thorough Floral Investigation: Hmmm. I don’t know. I see nothing ‘gay’ or’nose’ about this. Except maybe this: Either way, on my wedding day, I will choose a like bouquet, so that all day, I …
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‘Music’ ‘Journalism’
Bunnies, I am delightfully dabbling in ‘music journalism,’ if you will, which is, in a sense, finding a way to assign ‘words’ to ‘music.’ It’s challenging, for serious. But hurrah for paid writing gigs! I …
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dresses
Dear the seven people who read this, or maybe six, This is a little thing we call ‘ fashion journalism.’ I suck. studentloansstudentloansrentrentrentrentstudentloanschardonnaydressesrentrentstudentloanstherestofmylife. WHERE TO GET A BARGAIN SUMMER DRESS (Before I begin, it is …
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I Do Not Enjoy the Sundried Tomato.
People, this is a little thing I like to call ‘food journalism.’ Watch and observe. I don’t like sun dried tomatoes. I do not appreciate the bittersweet grime it adds to the innocent sandwich, nor …
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Scrabble
I am 33% better at Scrabble than my cousins. They are 33% prettier than me. These things tend to balance themselves out. Sometimes, life is fair. I think I just committed a small faux paux. …
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Why I spend So much Time Spinning
Amis, I am trying actual ‘article writing.’ And tp kick two birds in their faces with one foot, I am going to start putting some of them up here, too. So here’s one I just …