These Marines are Not Gay, but they do Yoga.
Mon frere, an esteemed Marine, looks like this:
If you are in the Marine Corp, your bathroom looks like this:
After you pee, you have to compare the color of your pee to this handy chart, to make sure you are not dehydrated, which looks like this:
When I drive to see my little brother graduate boot camp 3 years ago, and am bored in the hotel and have a camera and I’m 22 so I take pictures of my own belly button, a lot, finally, it looks like this:
In conclusion, Marines are not Gay. They just are now doing yoga. Hopefully, the sweaty kind. Nice.