Dear the Senator Larry Craig of Idaho, Thank you for looking like this: I would reccomend that you NOT try and seduce the sexy manperson in the airport bathroom who is secretly a cop. I …
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Senatorial Etiquette
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Mars
Fans, have you been feeling a little willy-nilly as of late? Has life been a bit haphazard/impetutuous/utterly BLAH/confusing? Lost your sense of drive, even? Do you find yourself late at night, unsleepable, gnawing on your …
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A Drunk Stewardess, Even
Please tell me you’ve heard about THIS. Le Wow. On Sunday, August 5th, Airline Steward Sarah Miles took a big hit right in the Gob for all of us girls who Get Drunk at Inopportune …
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The Way in which Robots will make Love to eachother
In the future, Robots will make love to each other via files and jpegs. Their declarations of devotion will be titled iminlovewithyou.doc. Their hearts will look like this: Once filled with musings and metallic love …
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The Dangers of Drunk Biking.
(Disclaimer: I am totally guilty of this.) Um. Apparently, there are a LOT of reasons why you should not bike drunk. Such a plethora of reasons, even that WebMD has created an entire video Aid …
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Are you Cinderella?
My mom and I were halfway up the steep as hill that cuts through the woods towards our house. We were after-dinner walking off our carrot salads and bison burgers. I’m not even sure. I …
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TOO MANY LITTLE DEAD TITTENS!!!
Fanbase, we have a serious problem. Ms. Castoria – please hold your tongue. Too many little dead tittens, be they small versions of the twats they might become – is a serious problem. And it’s …
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A brief tribute to Rennaisance Fairs
Now, I do not mean to hate, judge, mock, or expose. I only mean to investigate and report. Journalistically. That’s right. Pencil skirt, awkwardly plunging neckline. Glasses that slip down my nose. Bic pen in …
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DEATHCAT!
Well, mrow, and then some! Oscar, the somewhat skittish 2yr old cat, is a resident attraction at a nursing home in Rhode Island. Though usually unfriendly, a loner, if you will, with few friends on …
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Why you Should not Pierce Yourself
Seriously, what? This was an article suggestion on a bloggy I blog for. Julien, let’s have a moment about this. Here we go. High School Angst and a burning desire to be different, I believe, …