Now, fan base. Hmmm. Let’s contemplate something of utmost importance. Given the current state of my (ahem) finances and my lack of time to write/think/quit bad habits/begin new ones/stop being chubby/ pay my ever-growing …
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A Weekend in Review, Pt 3: The Brooklyn Museum
Loyal Fanbase, may I present the Brooklyn Museum. I’ve been meaning to go for about seven years, and today, I finally went. For a mere quad-pain inducing bike ride, or a quick hope on the …
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Weekend in Review: Pt. 2. People, the iphone.
People, the iphone. Don’t pretend like you don’t know/want/are generally perplexed about the whole shebang. People in NYC slept outside of the SOHO apple store for two days, wanting to be one of the first …
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A Slave to the Weed.
There will be no just ‘cutting back.’ There will be complete cessation. You will simply just no longer go to the bathroom. Going to the bathroom is bad for you. There is a good chance …
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I am. Getting so Hot. I’m gonna learn about the Ozone.
I’m gonna put this post up. People, welcome to back sweat. The kind that makes your summer dress/girlfriend’s Tshirt/bad H&M ‘grown up’ clothes stick menacingly to your region. And need I even mention its evil …