He killed people.
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Christopher Columbus
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man jewelry
Today I Temped at Robert Talbott. Life lessons accumulated: -There is such a thing as manjewelry. It ranges from gay/neat bowties, to woolsomething neckties adorned with ironic things like unicorns and hamburger patties to …
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213 times
‘Hi (doctornameperson) – my name is Bekah, I’m calling from the Hong Kong Trade Development Council, this is the regarding the Hong Kong Optical Fair. We sent you some information regarding the fair – …
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law skoo
Fans, my father is a lawyer. He looks like this: Hi, the Dad. I like him. I never really understood EXACTLY what it is that he does, besides being moderately irritable and making people sign …
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Marcel Marceau il mort
Meet the world’s great mime, Marcel Marceau. Today, at age 84, he is the dead. In his honor, today, let us all live in invisible boxes.
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also, HALLOWEEN!
I dedicate these images to Becky Castoria, chubby candy guts, pumpkin bread, vampirites, and odd attire. SOON! eeeeeee
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i wrote a monologue
If you google image ‘Sexy Robot Man,’ that is what you get. PS. FYI. So, I have been ‘comissioned’ if you will to write a monologue for an upcoming festival of halloween plays, spoken …
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you cannot bomb our lights
Not tonight, or ever. Take that, the terrorists. You could feel it today. It rained fog tears and people spoke softly and knowingly to each other. Trains crawled. And when night came, the things blued …
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DateAmillionaire.com!
That’s right, ladies. The makers of The Bachelor (probably), I’m a Slut and I want to be on TV, and everything bad Ever that is turning little girls into Gold Digging Whores bring you …
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Verbal Toast
I am a writer who enjoys the toast. Thank God someone invented this fine contraption, with which things can be printed ON toast, like: hello, the mouth. Or: For God so Love the World he …