A thorough Floral Investigation:

Hmmm.

I don’t know. I see nothing ‘gay’ or’nose’ about this. Except maybe this:

Either way, on my wedding day, I will choose a like bouquet, so that all day, I can say, honey, will you hold my nosegays? And then I hope to God he makes a gaylord joke – and then I hope we eat cheese from a can. And skittles.