This just in: your phone is dirtier than your toilet.
Firmly Press Here to Be Frightened by CNN.

But have no fear, fanbase. To Battle This Terrifying new Fact, instead of daily bathing your Toilet, Give your phone a bath, as you would your infant or kitten. Do not spray disinfectant directly ONTO the phone; rather, wipe it gently, sensuously, with a ‘disinfectant wipe.’ As much as you might hate the word ‘wipe,’ use a wipe.

Sharing phones with Others can cause skin infections that cause weird bulbus STD looking things, social awkwardness, decrease in Myspace page visitors, a Tendency to wear Teva’s, and anemia.