Today, on searing bits of found dialogue that you start collecting once your kid starts talking:

Morrison, to Joe: when the baby comes, she’s probably not going to sleep a lot, so Mom and Dad Probably aren’t going to sleep a lot, either.

Joe: …..But will you be happy?

Morrison: yes, we’ll be happy! We’ll all be very tired but very happy.

Me, in next room, for all of time: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭