Who’s the Boss

Me, before kids: my kids will not be the boss of me, I will not succumb to their whims, I will be like a pioneer parent, they will play with sticks and eat all I serve them and abide by my rules.

Me as parent, methodically slicing crust off of bread and arranging strips of sandwich into perfect size like I’m feeding a restaurant critic WHO COULD MAKE OR BREAK MY CAREER:

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