Joe, today is Valentine’s Day, which is a day that has some historical roots that I won’t go into because I do not know them, there was, or is, a Saint? It’s a day that Mom has forced Dad to engage in over the years because she loves any Day that is a Day with a capital D. I spent too long making a cake, which is Love. Your commercial holiday-adverse school calls it ‘Love and Friendship Day,’ so let’s start here: Who do you love?

Joe: ….Joe!

EXACTLY. RIGHT.