Last night I had my first Happy Meal probably in 20 years? It was less that I ‘had’ or ‘ate’ it and more like I just explored it with my hands and a little bit my mouth. Obvi, McD’s has come under much scrutiny for the fact that it you know, makes me people fat. And so, they have adjusted their happy meals to instead include apple slices, which were sort of like strange, apple slice shaped astronaut foods that smelled vaguely of fruit, and this INCREDIBLY TINY AND ADORABLE BOX OF FRENCH FRIES. I wasn’t sure whether to eat or cuddle them. And so I cuddled them. But then I ate them.